you may all call me crazy, but i think this is one of the cutest damn jokes i've heard in quite some time. here goes:

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie whose dog had just died. "You know, " Mom said, it's not your fault that the dog died. He's probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God!"

Susie, still crying, said: "What would God want with a dead dog?!"

I think it's really damn funny. Maybe that's cuz I read it for the first time while I was in a serious setting (church). but still. it's cute. c'mon!