Highlite of the nite

My first quote in quite some time, and it's actually more of a sequence of events:

Scene: Closing at Peake's last night. Probably 2:15ish.

Jodie: Hey, that's Ron MacLean over there.
Dirk: Looks like he's trying to pick up. Jodie, you should go over and kiss him.
Jodie: Dirk, I'm not going to go kiss Ron MacLean.
Dirk (smirking): You know you want to!
Jodie (laughing): No, I definitely do NOT want to. Plus, there's already some girl sitting on his lap!
Dirk: Fine then, I will!
Dirk proceeds to walk over to Ron MacLean, who's sitting down with some girl on his knee, leans over, and kisses him... on the lips.
Paul and I are at the bar, falling over laughing. Dirk just kissed Ron MacLean!